teacher: why are you late?
student: there was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
teacher:n that's nice. were you helping him look for it?
student: no. i was standing on it.
Coming soon :
AMERICAN JOKES
This week's proverb:
All that glitters is not gold.
meaning: هر گردی گردو نیست
This week's idiom:
No such luck!
meaning:!ما از این شانس ها نداریم