deep love!

man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
woman: yes, but would you stay there?
man: I offer you myself.
woman: I'm sorry i never accept cheap gifts.
man: I want to share everything with you.
woman: Let's start from your bank account.

good reason


teacher: why are you late?

student: there was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.

teacher:n that's nice. were you helping him look for it?

student: no. i was standing on it.

Coming soon :

AMERICAN JOKES

This week's proverb:


All that glitters is not gold.


meaning: هر گردی گردو نیست

This week's idiom:


No such luck!


meaning:!ما از این شانس ها نداریم